Nagging, invasion, and even irritation: three characteristics present in almost every mother. While many see them as an evil yet powerful adversary, Mothers, believe it or not, can actually have a positive effect on their children’s’ lives. The following is a 11 step recipe for the perfect mother that facilitates a perfect, harmonious household.
- Preheat oven for 350 degrees Fahrenheit.
- Crack open two eggs of “pretty and responsible” into a mixing bowl.
- Measure out 1 cup of intelligence seasoned with one teaspoon of obliviousness.
- In a liquid measuring cup, measure out four cups of relentless affection and joy.
- Into the eggs, pour in ¼ cup of caring with a fierce taste of necessary surveillance.
- Pour the affection and joy into the egg mixture as a substitute for sugar to help the pungent caring become bearable.
- Add a hint of superficial annoying questions as an attempt to suppress the caring but actually solely add to irritation.
- Throw the 1 cup of intelligence and the 1 teaspoon of obliviousness into the mixture.
- Stir the ingredients together until thick and lumpy and
- Dump into a pan and place in oven for 30 minutes.
- Once baking is complete, take out of oven and enjoy.
Although the recipe may not be the best, most complete instruction for the cooking of a mother, the formula is sufficient to make a satisfactory mom. An important detail must also be included; a great deal of care must be put into the mixing and baking of the ingredients. The process does require effort, as many high-schoolers would wish was not so. Through time and experience, one must master the art, although he or she does not need to be a master chef. One can get by with any mother, including a less than perfect one, if he or she adds two final ingredients: appreciation and love.